Good one

Q: How many Punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing

Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they don't screw

Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to watch his back

Q: What do you call a skinhead fish? A: An Oi-ster. (haha!)

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.

Q: What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend? A: Homeless

Q: How do you get a one-armed Punk out of a tree? A: Throw him a beer.

Q: What's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline? A: You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline
Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? A: one. they're all alone. or.....none. they like to sit in the dark. or.....one hundred. 1 to put in a new one & drop the old one on the floor, and 99 to slit their wrists on the broken glass(for you micheal)

Q: What's so tragic about four ravers driving off a cliff in a Honda Civic? A: The car seats five

Q: How does a (racist) skinhead tie his shoes? In little Nazis.

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