let's straighten this shit out

last night i had the pleasure of hearing an explanation why a plumber should be president and george bush is the devil's abortion (though i questioned, wouldn't that make him not exist?)

1. A plumber's hand has been in shit, so he knows the value of a dollar.
2. He doesn't worry about money and style cause he's fine with his ass crack hanging out.
3. His motto would be "Let's Straighten this Shit Out"