Alcoholics

Hilary: Let's split that PBR!
Ashley: Oh, you rebel, one beer!
Hilary: Well it's a tall boy!
Ashley: How about we go to the bar instead to see that hot ass bartender?
...at the bar...
Ashley: Shit, i guess he's working in the kitchen tonight!
Hilary: That's alright, at least we got to stare at him while he walked by
Ashley: Let's go pig out on ice cream