Before function

"You look like you should go to a party!" "You look like a 40's movie star." Oh i do love dressing up.

My coworker and i were talking about the idea of lazer eye surgery. Seriously, after about 4 more years of contacts and another pair of glasses, and it'd be the same amount of money. I'd save in the long run...but then I wouldn't get to wear glasses when they match my outfit better! Isn't it great that major decisions in my life are decided upon by fashion?