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Well i just broke my cellphone, spilled grease on my already-stained-but-wearing-it-to-work-anyway skirt, and read the apalling contestants that got on The Biz instead of yours truly. But the fact that i am on the "weirdest video submissions" tape makes me laugh and forget about all of that:

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pmmsid=1377058