The City that Reeds

I just saw the "Girls of Dundalk Calender" and it's probably as trashy as you'd expect. If i thought the Men of Mt. Vernon were a bit under par for calender boys-these girls are far under par for centerfolds. They're the trashy, unattractive women you'd find in-well Dundalk. And these are the ones who WON the audition? Did no one know of the contest?
Hurry and get yours soon!