"Dating Sucks"

Toward the end of this book, i've been finding more and more humorous (and experienced) sections. This is my favorite passage so far in a chapter discussing the 'sexual revulsion.' Currently she's talking about 'physical shortcomings':

"There's another inherent problem with a Johnson that's anything but Magic, and this one tends to be quite embarassing. Since this guy's hot dog can't quite fill your bun, he pumps a lot of air inside of you while you're having sex, which comes out of you afterward as one large vaginal fart. You lie there mortified, when he's the one that should be embarrassed since he has a dick the size of an o.b. tampon."