Ashley's 5 (or 6) Step Program

The way i figure a breakup goes.

1) You realize something's wrong so you try every exhausting possibility you can think of to fix it
2) You can't fix it, so you hate the person for awhile
3) You're 90% accepting that things are over, but you still want answers to why it didn't work. You know it's never going to work-that should be good enough, but it's not (the other 10% is left hoping things will still work out)
4) You stop thinking about the breakup/person 24-7 and eventually you will move onto someone else
5) If the person was important enough, you'll probably compare everything and everyone to that person until (maybe) you meet the actual person you're meant to be with

but you just might go through
6) You moved on too soon and didn't give the breakup it's full grievance. So in due time, it will sneak back up on you in which case you'll have to go through all this again