Yes, Crass is on my jacket

My luck has it that the majority of "punk rock" kids in central pa hate me. Fortunately, i had the opportunity to drink at an establishment we both frequent a few months ago. I just happened to be sporting my studded leather jacket and mohawk at the time when a fella came up to say, "oh, is Crass on your jacket?" "Well, ya, they're awesome." "HAHAHAHA." Sidesplitting enough as it is, he writes "way to have a jacket with all the quintessential punk rock bands and a perfectly done mohawk...loser," or something equally as awesome. I don't like drama and i don't care what people think of me-i simply find this story almost as amusing as when a naked girl tried to beat my ass.
Well, i finally got my chance at a retort-he now has a mohawk. Excuse me, a FAUXhawk. I congratulated him on the quintessential look.