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Thursday, March 02, 2006

5 Reasons You're Still Single

Silent saboteur #1: You’re ignoring your relationship needs
Silent saboteur #2: You’re too quick to decide whether you’re interested
Silent saboteur #3: You’ve got options but none are “good enough"
Silent saboteur #4: You’re not entirely over your ex
Silent saboteur #5: Your attitude leaves a bad taste in the hearts and minds of others

Hear that, Hilary? Maybe the blind date with "the man sitting beside a car who looks nothing like the nerdy indie rocker you met" could have led to a relationship if you hadn't said "man i hope this guy isn't my date!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Hilary said...

Yeah, I'm sure that's it. That and I don't look like a 12 year old boy.

4:07 PM

 
Blogger Robert said...

you don't? gosh i guess we better stop fucking.

11:25 PM

 

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