Chain Letters

I hate them. Especially these-i can go view your profile to see what your relationship status is.
Whoever made this one up didn't even think about relating the drug to the situation. As we all know, i'm a huge junkie, so i'm thinking it should go from this:

Ecstasy:
If you're single & love it.
Heroin:
If you're single & whatever happens, happens.
Speed:
If you like someone but they don't know.
Steroids:
If you're taken.
Cocaine:
If you're taken & madly in love.
Captain Morgan:
If you like someone who doesn't like you back.
Marijuana:
If u are confused about someone
Acid:
If you feel like giving up on love all together.
Crystal Meth:
If u like someone and they like you back but haven't asked you out yet.


To this:
HEROIN:
You'll always be in love with one person, probably won't get over them.
ECSTACY:
You're madly in love.
SPEED:
You need to tell someone you like them right away.
STEROIDS:
You're in love but you fight a lot.
COCAINE:
You're in love and can't get enough of the person.
CAPTAIN MORGAN:
You feel like giving up on love all together.
MARIJUANA:
If you're single & whatever happens, happens.
ACID:
You're really confused.
CRYSTAL METH:
You're teeth are kinda gross

Alright, i could have come up with much more clever answers hearing all the stupid lameass drug stories i do from gutterpunk junkie extroadinaire, but it's the end of the day and i'm tired, give me a break.

Oooo, by the way, call me marijuana. Or acid. Or lame for this stupid blog.