I need big boobies and a tight dress

I've decided working 3 jobs isn't even coming close to the salary i made with one job in Baltimore and that I need to expand my job opportunities-to a 4th job! (or maybe be able to quit 2 others). I talked all day to a hotel banquet server and asked some clubbers what they think i should do. I've decided as a cocktail waitress I'd be making pretty damn good money. I will apply to the Rainbow Bar and Grill because I figure my look fits in pretty well there. The server suggested going to the union because I'd network well and make great money. The only problem is-I'd be wearing my wig/nose ring up/and tattoo coverup makeup everyday just to make more money. They'd probably try to get me a job at a casino where I'd have to wear that everyday. I love working at Urban because i can be myself and not wear some costume everyday to work. So I explored another avenue-Pure Mangament-with the number 1 nightclub in the nation, Pure, and Tangerine, and a new Sushi/Sake lounge. I dressed in a flirty, low cut dress and walked into 3 girls with huge boobs hanging out of a tight blouse and even tighter skirt. The guys looked the same with gelled up hair, fashion jeans, and a nice shirt with some blazer. They took my polaroid and then asked me stupid questions like "what can you bring here as a cocktail waitress?" I'm sure when going through the applicants, they'll take one look at me and realize i'm not nearly sexy enough to work there.
I'm not discouraged, jealous of sexy, beautiful women, or upset that more people don't accept tattoos and colored hair-I'm just starting to notice how looks really do matter in this town. You can make a lot of money in Las Vegas because it's a tip town-but you have to look the right way and i don't. guess i'll have to use my brains instead of my looks to get a job.